Nick TMNT: METALHEAD MELTDOWN

Have you been paying attention, class?  What does Alexx like?  Robotic versions of the main characters?  Yes class, YES INDEED.

Better than Prototypes: Concepts! (SDCC Aug '12)

I had a lot of fun with this figure, but he's a bit of a bitch to take apart over and over, so I didn't go over every single mix that the figure is meant to have.  Still, I'll at least talk about it.  That's good for something, right?  Writing things.

This Thing Better Transform Into A Robot or Something

Wait a second, why did we get one of these?  How am I supposed to keep buying toys?  Now I've got to mow a lawn again, and possibly clean things, and - crap, is that a tree?  Now I have to rake leaves too!  Maybe I'll just cut that down and replace the lawn with dirt.  Yes....yes that will go over well with all the people.  Especially the wife (the one with all the money). 

I suppose you can guess this means I'll be off-and-on with the updates, but when is that news?  I did a few recently, but before that I had already been off for about a month!  So nothing new on that end.  However, this may hopefully result in a new setup, as I'll finally be forced to not only clean my toy room, but remake it in it's entirety and perhaps buy some lamps or something I can't afford because I have a house that has more space than an apartment and could possibly need things more important than lamps to light my toys *DEEP BREATH* Anyway, who knows?  We'll see if my quality improves or stays the same with the new surroundings. 

Besides, the next important business is continuing to convince all the relatives that we STILL don't want a kid yet...

Don't Touch Me! (July '12)

Standard Mythical Creature: The Griffin (June '12)

Snakes Can't Grow Moustaches (June '12)

...the captions are referring to the Horde Prime packaged shot, 'cause they were originally lined up and I totally forgot.  The joke is just based on folks freakin' out 'cause MAA dies in the current continuity Mattel brewing.  I think it's funny, 'cause you know...who cares?  Don't kill 'em if you don't want to.  They're your toys.  Make up whatever story you want!

The Older Brother is Always a Jock (June '12)

...well okay, so he may not necessarily be a "jock" but he's certainly buffer-looking and more chiseled in the face.  One way or another, this is Hordak's bigger, badder, redder older brother HORDE PRIME - MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!