1/12th Scale TOA Heavy Industries Synthetic Human (and its Collared and Reprogrammed Variant)

If you're into toy photography, you may have seen this fellow walking around the uncanny valley. It started out as an excellent twelve inch figure, and then 1000Toys (the company that made it) shrunk it down to six inches. This is that glorious six inch figure.

Indie Toy Maker's Time to Shine: Morphonauts

I was just talking about how independent toy makers are hitting home runs all over the place nowadays, and to further drive that point home: Here's some Morphonauts!

The January Review: Favorites of 2017

Welcome back to the January Review!  I knew this would become a regular thing, because I'm a lazy sack!  Alright, that's not all it is.  Y'all know I gots a kid and blah blah blah - time flies!  I can't cover it all, but thanks to Instagram, I have some (many) pictures of my favorites from throughout 2017.  So here we are in January of 2018, lookin' back.  Join me, won't you?  WON'T YOU?!

Schwag Brag In Space - Featuring: Space Walls!

So I bought these panels called "Space Walls" and thought they would make a good post...just a very short one.  So, since they're basically background materials: Why not toss a Schwag Brag in with them?

Incredible Crash Dummies: Junkman

Temporal rip detected!  Jump back in time with me and take a look at a snapshot in the 90's when rebreakable toys needed a villain to help break them further.

Schwagmas Schtuff

It's time!  Time to wonder why someone my age is still getting THIS many toys for Christmas.  Seriously though: are you still wondering after having seen the contents of this blog?

The Tree Post: Merry Christmas or Anything Else You Celebrate

For at least two years now I've posted a "tree post" and wished you Merry Whatever You Celebrate along with Christmas.

HERE IT IS AGAIN.

TruForce Mega Man X: All The Details

Back in January I helped Kickstart an action figure of Mega Man X, based on a sweet, alternate, stylized design.  That figure (and two variants) arrived last month, and I've been trying to sit down and photograph all this figure has to offer since then.  IT'S SO MUCH.

The Ancient Bowels of my Photobucket: The Third Part

Hey look, it's ninjas fighting on bread!  Never thought you'd see that before, eh?  EH?

Alright seriously: There were many things to do this week, and all my time for pics was used for other things, so here we are again!  I think I've run my photobucket dry, so this may be the final ANCIENT BOWELS OF MY PHOTOBUCKEEEET!

Octobersbest: The Life and Times of Venom Toys

Octobersbest keeps rollin' with a look at one of my old-time favorites: Venom, the Lethal Protector!

Hulkblustery Day: Marvel Legends Hulkbuster Wave

My wife and I were out and about, late one night, when I ran across the WHOLE batch of the current Marvel Legends with the build-a-figure of the Hulkbuster armor!

You best believe I been lookin' forward to Hulkbuster.

Schwag Brag of Mystery: Gravity Falls toys, Dinosaurs, And July!

A long overdue Schwag Brag!  As you may well know (from scrolling down) I didn't do ANYTHING from the end of June, through all of July, and then halfway into August!  That's why this Schwag Brag is gona be so big.  Siddown, shaddap, and take a look!

MASHERS!

HEY, you there!  You look like a smart fellow who likes a good mash!  Why not step inside and have a look around? 

...no, it's not weird stuff, it's toys.  It's just----NO NOT THAT.  Just get in here!

Okay, So Here's the Thing...

My work has changed up my hours considerably for the next couple months (major construction going on).  I figured I would be able to keep on track, but here we are on my second Tuesday without an update!  So, either I am gona switch up when I take pics, or switch up when I post updates.  Not sure which, yet.  Nonetheless: Stick with me!  I'm still working on the next one.

I'm very sorry about the lack of butts, this time.

Little Bitta IG-88, Little Bitta SCHWAG BRAG

Time for another Schwag Brag - aaaaand a minor review of the Star Wars Black Series IG-88, since I don't think I'm gona give him a full run-down.  Pull up a chair and join me, won't you?

LOOKIT MAH TREEEE

Merry Christmas and Hanukkah and anything else!  Or, if you don't celebrate any of that: Have a good day.  You know, have a good day, like, ALL the time.  Why save that just for Christmas?

Wait, nevermind that!  Take a look at MAH CURSHTMURSH TUURRRR!!

The Ancient Bowels of My Photobucket: PART TWOOOO

And we're back!  Last time we got through a swath of my photobucket, starting from the original folder ALLL the way back at the beginning.  I stopped around when I got into Joes again, so we'll start there and see what kinda junk I had been taking pictures of, beyond MotUC.

Schwag Brag: I'm Interested In Way Too Many Things

I was waiting to do another one of these when I got enough new things, but....man, I guess I already had been getting new things.  ALL THE TIME.  If you folks wana schedule an intervention, I'm available whenever, man.  Bring donuts.

Schwag Brag: Batmins, Spittermin, Blind Bagged Tenkai, and Others

IT'SH DA SCHWAAAG BRAAAG!  Play on swag bag.  Well, "schwag" isn't playing on anything, I just like how it sounds.  Anyway, I figure I can take up space by telling you what I've bought recently.  That way I have an easy post and a way for you to tell me what you want covered!  Also: LOOK I HAVE THINGS.

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals

Aw, come back!  I didn't mean it!  You can't help being filthy, it's not your fault!