Wednesday, April 1, 2015
COOL POGS, BRO
My plan had been to make a bunch of these posts and put 'em up throughout the day, but THAT didn't happen. So here: I'll try to poop these out at the end of the day before the Fools end.
Power Ranger Pogs! Ain't they pretty? You best know that Power Ranger Pogs were probably The King of the Poggin' Pool that the gamblin' kids had running. I'd imagine, anyway, 'cause they were some of my PRIZE Pogs, I tell ya. And look at dat Goldar!
What a happy son of a bitch! Looks like an elementary school yearbook photo. Needs some lasers in the background.
YEAH, there we go! Muthafuggin' yearbook lasers!
Anyway, off to the side: I guess VR Trooper Pogs could be a runner up for coolness, at least until the few weeks it took for VR Troopers to get canceled from lack of Japanese footage.
LET'S LOOK AT JEB AGAIN OKAY.
You better believe there were X-Men Pogs! Would have been better if they were based on the old cartoon, but EH. Good enough.
Wait, Beast, what are you riding? What is that? What even is that? Get off of that this instant! You don't know what that is! I can see it in your face! That is the angry look of a man desperately trying to control a vehicle of which he has no knowledge. He looks trapped in it, honestly.
AWWWW GOOSEBUMPS, BRAH! Just like all my Pogs: I dunno where these came from (because I have no recollection of buying any of these) but I imagine they just shat directly out from between the pages of Goosebump books. Somehow.
SANIC! Sort of. I mean, there's no Sonic here, but we've got two Knuckles and the ever famous and universally loved Nack the Weasel! Everyone remembers Nack the Weasel! He was the one that caught Sonic and brought him in to Robotnik so he could be roboticized, starting the Mecha Madness Special in the comics WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS IN DETAIL AAAAAHHHHHH-----
------wait, what's with Robotnik?
Oh right, he's just farting triumphantly into the sky, duh. What else could that buck-toothed lard monster possibly be doing?
Nothin' funny here. Just badass Mega Man X Pogs. These aren't even mine, but I'm totally gona steal them and rub them on my naked body.
More video games! Why, it's your friendly neighborhood Danky Kang! Straight off the first Danky Kang Kantry verder geeeerrrrmmm...*COUGHHACK* sorry, you know what I mean.
Hey, you remember Candy Kong?
If you ever wonder why Candy Kong never came back after the first game, just give 'ol Uncanny Valley Girl here a nice long look and answer that question while you try to sleep tonight.
Oh, and here's some Kremlings. Notice anything here? One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isn't the same!
It's nipples! Klump has nipples!
SEE?! Klump nups! You're not looking. LOOK AT THEM.
I don't know why you people come here.
Alright, this parade of Pogs is silly as shit, so lets end on a note that I keep forgetting: Toy Story is from the 90's! Can you believe it? It's such a staple for kids today that I keep forgetting that it was totally a staple of MY childhood as well!
OH GOD WOODY WHAT'S WRONG?! ARE YOU MESMERIZED BY THE KLUMP NIPPLES TOO?!?!