Wednesday, April 27, 2016

World of Nintendo: Waluigi, Gold Mario, Samus (Exclusive), and Sheik


More World of Nintendo!  My love for this line continues, and will forever more, on into the starry night and the dew laden leaves of the early morn.

Come on in and read my stupid jokes about them!

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

We All Hatch Down Here


You may remember an obsession of mine from the last time I managed to squeeze out an Easter post: Egg-formers!  This time we're gona focus on eggs and only eggs, because....well, they seem to be making a comeback!

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Tomfoolery After Dark: Blacklight Special Returns a Fifth Time


Hey HEY!  Look how simple this is!  I've already got the pictures, and all I have to do is resize them and ramble a bit.  Success!  Tenouttaten best post best post.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Crab Take What He Want


It's 4 A.M. and I'm feeding the Jake.

We live next to a couple schools, on a corner, so all the school trash blows on to our lawn. This picture blew on to the lawn the other day. It depicts a crab grabbin' all the muns.  I showed my wife.

I said "I'm keepin' this."

She responded "Why wouldn't you keep it?"

I married the right person.

Anyway, here it is.  On a post. Product of my sleep deprived brain while feeding an infant. A hearty salute to the mysterious producer of this magnificent peice. If words must be set to the work, then those words were already spoken by a friend of mine.  I'll leave you to ponder his quote:

"A generation that can produce such work has something going for it. People worry too much. Get the money, crab. Get the money."

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Still Taking Care of an Infant: Here's some Previews from my Phone


Yeeeah, so, as expected: I'm still taking care of an infant, and it's tiring as hell.  I've been meaning to sit down and do a post, but that hasn't happened yet.  I HAVE been taking pictures of recent things with my phone, though!

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Total Infant Reviews: Jake


I honesty wasn't sure what to think of Infants until I had one in my hand.  Did you know you actually have to take CARE of them??