Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Jurassic World 2 and the return of Kenner Style


Hello and welcome to inaccurate dinosaur theater! Did you grow up with movie-monster style dinos and Kenner's Jurassic Park toyline? Do you scoff at new discoveries in feathered dinosaurs? Then this series is for you! Oh, also if you like fun toys. That's a must.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

A Selection of the Grossery Gang for your Perusal


I bid you welcome, gentle folk, to a light sampling of foodstuffs, pulled directly from a 90's style platter of gross-out toys. Please enjoy: The Grossery Gang.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

1/12th Scale TOA Heavy Industries Synthetic Human (and its Collared and Reprogrammed Variant)


If you're into toy photography, you may have seen this fellow walking around the uncanny valley. It started out as an excellent twelve inch figure, and then 1000Toys (the company that made it) shrunk it down to six inches. This is that glorious six inch figure.

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

The Post in which Alexx Insists you Buy Dianauts


I really do insist. I've got the candy bowl filled with them; do take some. James! Where's the candy bowl? The guests are hungry!

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Indie Toy Maker's Time to Shine: Morphonauts


I was just talking about how independent toy makers are hitting home runs all over the place nowadays, and to further drive that point home: Here's some Morphonauts!

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Indie Toy Maker's Time to Shine: Aquanoids


What's an Aquanoid? Is it delicious? Are you allergic to sea food? If you're not - should you be? Come on in and check 'em out! I promise there will at least be tartar sauce.