Hey! What's goin' on? Me? Not much. Just procrastinating. You know. Sorry I haven't been around, folks! I'd like to say that a lot has been going on, but the truth is that I just hit a rut and have been futzing around like a jerk. A lot WILL be going on, at some point in the future, but I'll explain that in due time.
Meanwhile: I'ma try to get myself back on track. If not Tuesdays, then Thursdays. We'll see.
If you liked what you saw or have NO idea who these Techno-Vipers are, then check out this old April Fools joke I did when I was still reviewing joes (it'll also explain why one of them has tank legs).
If you've been coming back again and again: Thanks, and I'm sorry! If you're new, well, stick around! I'm tryin' to get back on track.
I missed you.
ReplyDeleteI missed you the MOST!
DeleteSee. . . now you just made it weird, Alexx. I think we need some time apart. I just feel like I need my own space to be me, you know?
DeleteAnonymous lost
DeleteWhy won't you let me love you?
A river of tears
~ A Haiku
MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
ReplyDeleteAll good things come to those who wait mane.
WHOA BUDDY, you put that monster back! This is a family establishment! Maybe. I'll have to check the fine print OOOH NO NO NO this isn't family friendly at all! Good god! Do not check the fine print!
DeleteSo glad to see you're back. I was getting worried (and suffering from withdrawal). Thanks for giving me another fix!
ReplyDeleteNo problem! If I may suggest: My comedy fix is best when injected STRAIGHT into the eyeball.
DeleteI'ma fail right now, actually. :D
ReplyDeleteA good fail never...fails...
DeleteWhat? A new post? I...can't believe it. Hooray!! My slow descent into madness has been rewarded!!
ReplyDelete...with more madness?
Delete"when I was still reviewing joes"
ReplyDeleteOH HELLS NO SON.
(By which I mean "you get your hideous past tense outta here and get going on a Marauder review!")
DeleteWorkin' on it! I seriously wana get the review out while the Valkyries kickstarter is still going on so I can give it what little press my tiny blog can bring.
DeleteI actually took some time off from screwing around with the Marauders due to life reasons (Minion #2 is due to arrive in a couple of weeks), but I did pretty good versions of Blizzard, Sure Fire (green guys with spare webgear), Repeater, video game version Rock n Roll (waiting on the new Gung Ho for the gatling gun), and Blackout (my pride and joy). Plus the usual buncha troopers and such.
DeleteThe best part is that we're now more limited by accessory availability than anything else. Blizzard especially could use a nice ski backpack.
This...was lovely.
ReplyDeleteQuite right, thank you sir!
DeleteYOU'VE been in a bit of a rut? It's been since, like, January for me! I don't even have a good excuse!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, this was... random. All sorts of craziness here. What.. What causes something like this? Was it something you ate? Something you didn't eat? Did a butterfly in Madagascar flap it's wings and eventually this happened here?
I mean, it's funny... But... You crazy, dawg.
This happened because I missed the Techno-Vipers and I wanted them to do something. Then Power Rangers?
DeleteBeyond that, though: You've known me for years! You should know this garbage is festering inside me.
BLOODSCRIBE TODAY!
ReplyDeleteI have a bloodscribe! He died after only a few pages of my memoirs, though. The doctor said blood loss, but HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO WHEN HE TOOK THE JOB, DAMNIT!
Delete*NSZZERGK*
ReplyDeleteWhat?
I know, right?
DeleteBwahahahaha!!!! That was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteI have the PVC character you're calling Alpha. Can you tell me what group of characters he comes from?
ReplyDeleteHe's from the 3.5 Power Rangers toyline, from awhile back (sometime in the 2000's? Maybe later?). I wish I could remember what the toyline was specifically called, but it didn't last long.
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